Sunday, October 20, 2013

MATAM CORPORATE LESSON 4

Corporate Lesson № 4

In Africa, every morning a gazelle wakes up with the thought that she must outrun the fastest lion to stay alive.
 Every morning a lion wakes up with the thought that he must outrun the slowest gazelle, in order not to starve to death.

Lesson of the story: No matter whether you are a lion or gazelle: when the sun rises, it is better to get up right-the-way in order to leave behind the competitors.

MCL 3

Corporate Lesson № 3
A turkey was chatting with a bull: -I wish I could fly to the top of the tree, but I have not enough energy to wave so strong my wings -
 he sighs.
"Why not you pick some of my droppings? - replies the bull. –

 They are very high energy and nutritious! Turkey bends over one of his piles and soon discovers that the bull is right: he had gained some energy and after the first attempt he managed to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the next branch. Finally, a few days later, he was proudly showing off and clamoring at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who took him off with a shot of his rifle.

Lesson of the story: Shitty tricks can get you to the top, but not keep you there for a while!

MATAM CORPORATE LESSON 2

Corporate Lesson No. 2
A crow was sitting on a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and
 asked him: -Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: -“Sure, why not”

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared.The fox jumps on the rabbit and ate it.

 Lesson: To have the liberty of sitting down and doing nothing you must choose an elevated position.

MATAM CORPORATE LESSON

Corporate lesson 1:
 Sales rep, an administration clerk and a manager are walking to lunch together. On the way to the restaurant they find an Aladdin lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out
. - I'll give one wish to each one of you "- he said.
 - Me first, Me first! – goes the admin clerk. -
 I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat without a care of anything! Pouf! She's gone -

 Now I do! Now I do! - says the sales rep. - I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life next to me
! Pouf!          He's gone. -

Your turn - Genie says to the manager. -
 I want those two back to their jobs after the lunch break! - he replied.

Lesson of the story: Always let the first word to be of your boss!